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"Very Offensive" Space Shuttle Jokes.

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Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish."Q: What does NASA stand for?A1: Need Another Seven AstronautsA2: Need Another Shuttle AlsoQ: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger?A: They didn't know it was going to blow up.Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP.Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to be a naval officer?A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll have a rated officer onboard.Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.

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