Mixed jokes

Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!

Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. Clarence Da...Read the whole joke

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These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England. Notice in a f...Read the whole joke

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Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees travel...Read the whole joke

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My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard so...Read the whole joke

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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke

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A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other sh...Read the whole joke

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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a...Read the whole joke

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Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the payoff is better....Read the whole joke

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A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmothe...Read the whole joke

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