Mixed jokes

Why Female Astronauts?

Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to am...Read the whole joke

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Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter....Read the whole joke

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Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!...Read the whole joke

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How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek)....Read the whole joke

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Men are like....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like....Bananas. The older they...Read the whole joke

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One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her."My daughter, you have pl...Read the whole joke

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A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...Read the whole joke

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Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says "d...Read the whole joke

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An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cann...Read the whole joke

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