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Wrong Shirt

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A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie."Now this," the clerk said, "is absolutely elegant. It is perfect for a man-about-town.""Could be," the woman replied, "but I'm looking more for something for a louse-around-the-house."

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