Mom And Dad jokes

Adults have learned

|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke

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At the public pool

|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," th...Read the whole joke

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Child sent to bed

|A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Ca...Read the whole joke

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Dad will never say

|Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll h...Read the whole joke

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Defining teenagers

|A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A we...Read the whole joke

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Delivering a baby

|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no el...Read the whole joke

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Evolution of Mom

|The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby...Read the whole joke

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Expert on parenting

|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane....Read the whole joke

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Fathers then & now

|Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearl...Read the whole joke

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Go to the hospital

|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor...Read the whole joke

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Great first parent

|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the...Read the whole joke

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Grocery shopping

|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passe...Read the whole joke

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Guests for dinner

|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. H...Read the whole joke

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Have a first child

|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first c...Read the whole joke

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Household physics

|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as ev...Read the whole joke

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Kids tough question

|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask....Read the whole joke

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Mom would never say

|Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to s...Read the whole joke

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Mom's new recipe

|Mom's Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in s...Read the whole joke

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Mothers taught us

|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your ne...Read the whole joke

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My wife is pregnant

|A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two mi...Read the whole joke

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