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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Pers...Read the whole joke

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor....Read the whole joke

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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position...Read the whole joke

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Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one....Read the whole joke

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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip....Read the whole joke

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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower ...Read the whole joke

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Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bu...Read the whole joke

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Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player...Read the whole joke

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Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!...Read the whole joke

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Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it b...Read the whole joke

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Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? ...Read the whole joke

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Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it an...Read the whole joke

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Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality....Read the whole joke

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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensiti...Read the whole joke

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Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds even...Read the whole joke

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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm....Read the whole joke

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Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so....Read the whole joke

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