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A big bird

Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...Read the whole joke

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A caring son

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke

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A dentis appointment

Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, P...Read the whole joke

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A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ...Read the whole joke

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A game of golf

A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat...Read the whole joke

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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The...Read the whole joke

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A little girl was walking along a beach in California...

A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a...Read the whole joke

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A man walks into a pub...

The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke

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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ...Read the whole joke

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A really bad, terrible mistake

Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...Read the whole joke

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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At th...Read the whole joke

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A young girl sees her father in the shower...

A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...Read the whole joke

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A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt...

A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and u...Read the whole joke

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Academy of Mudgeology

Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO...Read the whole joke

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Are You About to Employ a Robot?

Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB Psy...Read the whole joke

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Ashamed

Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...Read the whole joke

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Bonkistry

Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professo...Read the whole joke

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Changed my mind!

This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha...Read the whole joke

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College jokes

An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inqui...Read the whole joke

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College jokes

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse....Read the whole joke

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