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A blonde detective

|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...Read the whole joke

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A missing person

|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke

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A prisoner with skills

|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...Read the whole joke

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A story behind a gun

|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, ...Read the whole joke

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A test for being drunk

|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the...Read the whole joke

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All the strange names

|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...Read the whole joke

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An FBI investigation

|The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hidi...Read the whole joke

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Better prison foods

|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...Read the whole joke

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Blonde avoiding trees

|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, ...Read the whole joke

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Breaking into a house

|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th...Read the whole joke

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Catch a drunk driver

|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pa...Read the whole joke

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Catching the shoplifter

|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen...Read the whole joke

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Caught for speeding

|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've...Read the whole joke

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Charged for speeding

|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the ...Read the whole joke

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Chatting on the plane

|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I...Read the whole joke

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Criminal steals lumber

|A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for y...Read the whole joke

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Crying about his life

|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi...Read the whole joke

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Dealing with a juggler

|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i...Read the whole joke

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Dealing with criminals

|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wi...Read the whole joke

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Dealing with trouble

|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou...Read the whole joke

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