Redneck jokes

Had any accidents?

|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list...Read the whole joke

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House explosion

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's whe...Read the whole joke

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Indians and Polish

|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sud...Read the whole joke

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Is that your horse?

|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minut...Read the whole joke

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Learn it by listening

|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys...Read the whole joke

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Redneck centerpeice

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a ...Read the whole joke

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Redneck house

You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it....Read the whole joke

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Redneck's last words

What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"...Read the whole joke

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Solve Indian puzzles

|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chie...Read the whole joke

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Stagecoach surprise

|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding...Read the whole joke

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Star bangled banner

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start...Read the whole joke

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Star spangled banner

you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start ...Read the whole joke

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Still in the family

You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws....Read the whole joke

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Texan with a new car

|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He...Read the whole joke

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Texan's guide to life

|Never squat with yer spurs on. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works. Don...Read the whole joke

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You are in trouble

|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty ...Read the whole joke

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You might be a redneck if... bowling

You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley....Read the whole joke

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You might be a redneck if... christman

You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop....Read the whole joke

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You might be a redneck if... girlfriend

You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass....Read the whole joke

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You might be a redneck if... highschool

Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department....Read the whole joke

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