Relationships jokes

A bad habit

I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t...Read the whole joke

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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ...Read the whole joke

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A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...

A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a...Read the whole joke

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A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...

A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke

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A bored woman says to her husband...

A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and...Read the whole joke

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A bum asks a man for $2...

A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ...Read the whole joke

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A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...

A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous...Read the whole joke

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A caring husband

A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage....Read the whole joke

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A change of style

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin...Read the whole joke

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A Change Of Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ...Read the whole joke

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i...Read the whole joke

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A chinese detective

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detecti...Read the whole joke

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A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think...Read the whole joke

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A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged...Read the whole joke

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A couple came upon a wishing well...

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi...Read the whole joke

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A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...

A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...Read the whole joke

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A couple have not been getting along for years...

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p...Read the whole joke

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A couple married forty years were revisiting the...

A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving...Read the whole joke

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A cure for atheism

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him dow...Read the whole joke

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A different father

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o...Read the whole joke

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