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This fellow dies and goes to heaven...

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This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: "Why are girls so pretty?"God: "So you'll like them."guy: "Why are girls soft?"God: "So you'll like them."guy: "Why are girls so dumb?"God: "So they'll like you."

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