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"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"

"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"...Read the whole joke

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4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...

4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The secon...Read the whole joke

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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...Read the whole joke

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A catholic lithany

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a cro...Read the whole joke

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A crowd had gathered around a whore and...

A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke

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A dangerous animal

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...Read the whole joke

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A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and...Read the whole joke

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A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...

A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to...Read the whole joke

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A fine sermon

A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he s...Read the whole joke

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A Friend's Prayer

A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke

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A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re...Read the whole joke

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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...

A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the P...Read the whole joke

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A little sports match

"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back...Read the whole joke

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A Lutheran minister is driving down...

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticu...Read the whole joke

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A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...

A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...Read the whole joke

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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of c...Read the whole joke

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A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...

A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he wa...Read the whole joke

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A man was leaving church one day...

A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...Read the whole joke

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A minister was asked by a politician...

A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m...Read the whole joke

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A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures...Read the whole joke

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