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A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students...

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor w...Read the whole joke

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A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure...

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people...Read the whole joke

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A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University...

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn...Read the whole joke

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A Modest Essay

A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke

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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear...

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. ...Read the whole joke

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A unit in sex education was about to begin...

A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in or...Read the whole joke

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American University Grading Procedures

American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the Amer...Read the whole joke

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College by Dave Barry

College by Dave Barry M...Read the whole joke

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College Dorm

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The fe...Read the whole joke

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Dad, can you write in the dark?

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?SYLVIA: Your...Read the whole joke

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Disprove this!

A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necess...Read the whole joke

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Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye...

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went t...Read the whole joke

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Expands up to six times its size

Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under t...Read the whole joke

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How does physics save lives?

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely int...Read the whole joke

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How to write a paper

How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty ...Read the whole joke

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In-class Assignment for Wednesday

This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:-------------------------------------...Read the whole joke

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Letter from Daughter to Parents

Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left...Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny was in his math's class one day...

Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you $20," t...Read the whole joke

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MD Qs and As

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate stu...Read the whole joke

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Mrs. Prussy

The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introdu...Read the whole joke

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