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10 Catholic Priests

One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would make them minist...Read the whole joke

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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told ...Read the whole joke

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3 Viagra Pills

A guy goes to his doctor and says,"Doc, I have a problem.""My girlfriend is sleeping over this Frida...Read the whole joke

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97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...

97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent." Doctor si...Read the whole joke

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A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that'...Read the whole joke

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A 70-year-old man has never been married...

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is l...Read the whole joke

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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all ...Read the whole joke

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A blind guy goes into a whore house...

A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.He sa...Read the whole joke

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A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for...Read the whole joke

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A clever court case

One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-d...Read the whole joke

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A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had...Read the whole joke

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A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...

A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice...Read the whole joke

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A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was ...Read the whole joke

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A cure for a headache

Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a h...Read the whole joke

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A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm

A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: "Use it on every conceivable oc...Read the whole joke

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A fair price

A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had ...Read the whole joke

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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to...Read the whole joke

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A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and tal...Read the whole joke

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A few questions and answers

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use a lubricant.Q. What's s...Read the whole joke

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A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. "How do you plead?" asked th...Read the whole joke

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