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What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...Read the whole joke

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A bad day

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke

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A bartender was getting ready to close for the night...

A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls...Read the whole joke

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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...Read the whole joke

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A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch...Read the whole joke

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A business man from New York decided to quit his job...

A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...Read the whole joke

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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r...Read the whole joke

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A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re...Read the whole joke

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A city boy was visiting the country and...

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke

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A closer call

The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...Read the whole joke

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A college professor's going to bed with his wife...

A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...Read the whole joke

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A construction worker was whistling...

A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc...Read the whole joke

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A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...

A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen...Read the whole joke

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A cowboy walked into a barber shop...

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...Read the whole joke

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A customer walks into a pharmacy...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke

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A dancing duck

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th...Read the whole joke

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A department store had to call off its special...

A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch...Read the whole joke

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A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...Read the whole joke

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A dubious remedy

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the...Read the whole joke

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A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...

A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...Read the whole joke

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