Situations jokes

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...

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A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter assistant replies,"No, its just the way my hair is parted!"

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Cop coming upon a young couple making out...

Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I ...Read the whole joke

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A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road...

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...Read the whole joke

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A construction worker was whistling...

A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc...Read the whole joke

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The price is right

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha...Read the whole joke

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There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...

There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise. H...Read the whole joke

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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...Read the whole joke

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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball. Seeing no one around that ...Read the whole joke

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A man stops by a diner at noon...

A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup...Read the whole joke

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Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to...

Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room ...Read the whole joke

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