Time jokes

Time jokes

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzl...Read the whole joke

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A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided...Read the whole joke

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!...Read the whole joke

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea....Read the whole joke

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What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time....Read the whole joke

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That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon....Read the whole joke

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car....Read the whole joke

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If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one....Read the whole joke

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Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Custo...Read the whole joke

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For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked ...Read the whole joke

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What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!...Read the whole joke

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'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal ...Read the whole joke

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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said...Read the whole joke

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Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time....Read the whole joke

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Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time....Read the whole joke

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Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: What's the matter?...Read the whole joke

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch....Read the whole joke

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Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time....Read the whole joke

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed....Read the whole joke

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime....Read the whole joke

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