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A businessman boards a flight...

66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous w...Read the whole joke

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A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy...

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped...Read the whole joke

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A delicacy

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...Read the whole joke

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A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City...

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa...Read the whole joke

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A great way to spend eternity

A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Ame...Read the whole joke

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A group of Americans was touring Ireland...

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, const...Read the whole joke

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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...Read the whole joke

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A passenger announcement.

This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh...Read the whole joke

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke

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Alaskan tourism

If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannou...Read the whole joke

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Bad Motel

1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow start...Read the whole joke

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Bathroom control

One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smel...Read the whole joke

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Car Acronyms

AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers Insu...Read the whole joke

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Clinton Vacation

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...Read the whole joke

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David Beckham

whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?

Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they f...Read the whole joke

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El delicatassen

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 7...Read the whole joke

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Far East

Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his ...Read the whole joke

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Fly out of Genoa

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria...Read the whole joke

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Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna

Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...Read the whole joke

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