Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!...Read the whole joke
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?...Read the whole joke
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and ...Read the whole joke
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Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandw...Read the whole joke
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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their...Read the whole joke
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Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard....Read the whole joke
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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...Read the whole joke
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em....Read the whole joke
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak....Read the whole joke
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one....Read the whole joke
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!...Read the whole joke
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor....Read the whole joke
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin brea...Read the whole joke
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle....Read the whole joke
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other ...Read the whole joke
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear ...Read the whole joke
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Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be...Read the whole joke
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Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them....Read the whole joke
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Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?...Read the whole joke
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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!...Read the whole joke
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