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A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India...

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enorm...Read the whole joke

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A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years...

A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman...Read the whole joke

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A dog for a wife

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General...Read the whole joke

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A drill instructor at Airborne school was...

A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. H...Read the whole joke

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A gentler way

At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...Read the whole joke

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A good idea

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy...Read the whole joke

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A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral...

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The a...Read the whole joke

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A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...

A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He...Read the whole joke

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A sailor and a marine are taking a piss...

A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and wash...Read the whole joke

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A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers...

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training...Read the whole joke

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A young soldier was making his first parachute jump...

A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count ...Read the whole joke

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A young, freshly minted lieutenant...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...Read the whole joke

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As a sergeant in a parachute regiment...

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seat...Read the whole joke

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At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer...

At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the...Read the whole joke

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British Military Officer Fitness Reports

British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)....Read the whole joke

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By definition

A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal...Read the whole joke

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Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone...

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan...Read the whole joke

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During an Army war game...

During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menloung...Read the whole joke

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During the Six Day War...

During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands tow...Read the whole joke

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During the Vietnam war...

During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b...Read the whole joke

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