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You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You ...Read the whole joke

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when...Read the whole joke

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'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll ...Read the whole joke

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What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'...Read the whole joke

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How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !...Read the whole joke

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How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!...Read the whole joke

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A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-tim...Read the whole joke

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A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was cros...Read the whole joke

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If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it ...Read the whole joke

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean...Read the whole joke

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What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale....Read the whole joke

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If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella....Read the whole joke

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Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) ther...Read the whole joke

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What person adds best in hot weather? A summer....Read the whole joke

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one....Read the whole joke

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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The condu...Read the whole joke

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Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman....Read the whole joke

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside....Read the whole joke

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Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them ...Read the whole joke

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What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !...Read the whole joke

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