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10 things men know

10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits...Read the whole joke

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3 pregnant women were waiting...

3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all kni...Read the whole joke

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3 women went out drinking

3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day...Read the whole joke

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8 things women won't say

8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather ju...Read the whole joke

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A Florida Genie

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke

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A little boy walks up to his father and says...

A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father respond...Read the whole joke

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A milk bath

When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usu...Read the whole joke

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A new medical study has shown that...

A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics...Read the whole joke

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A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the...Read the whole joke

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A woman asks the hardware store clerk...

"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gesture...Read the whole joke

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A woman participating in a survey was asked...

A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's ...Read the whole joke

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A woman walks into a hardware store...

A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna...Read the whole joke

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A WOMANS SCHEDULE

A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee ...Read the whole joke

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A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her...

A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,"You have acute vaginitis."She say...Read the whole joke

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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing...

A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcom...Read the whole joke

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An advantage of being with an older woman

An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an ...Read the whole joke

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Answering Machine Recording

Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 n...Read the whole joke

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ATM procedures

Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be ...Read the whole joke

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Bad drivers.

Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom....Read the whole joke

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Beer and estrogen

In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone oestroge...Read the whole joke

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