Yo Mama jokes

Yo mama has

one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids ...Read the whole joke

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Yo mama in an elevator

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down....Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so bald

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so b...Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so dark

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate ...Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so dirty

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam...Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickna...Read the whole joke

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yo mama is so fat.. lost

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost...Read the whole joke

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yo mama is so fat.. neck

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs....Read the whole joke

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yo mama is so fat.. shovel

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth....Read the whole joke

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yo mama is so fat... driveway

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway....Read the whole joke

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yo mama is so fat... restaurant

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate....Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so fat.....website

Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website....Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so flat

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat ...Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so greasy

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so grea...Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so hairy

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwhe...Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so lazy

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she's...Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so nasty

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo ...Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so old

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security numbe...Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so poor

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she sa...Read the whole joke

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Yo mama is so short

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisenc...Read the whole joke

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